Dish Challenge

By James

My roommate just reclaimed the #2 spot on Dish Challenge with 573,247,350.  Looks like Spear of Lament is currently #1, with an insane score of 735,225,250.  Meanwhile, I’m at #274 with an uber-pathetic score of 97,542,900, partly because the only time I tried it after launch was Dishwasher Day and I’d already had a few cups of wine, as my mom was keen to point out.  Yes, my mom drove out for Dishwasher Day.

Anyway, maybe we should talk about how the scoring works!  

Every time you hit someone, the combo meter fills up.  You don’t want the combo meter to run out, if you do, the combo ends.  Arsenal is great for linking combos together–shooting down-but-not-executed enemy is great for keeping that meter full.

Every time you hit someone who has some health left, you get damage * 100 points.

Every time you kill someone, for clean and messy kills you get their max health * 50 points, for other kills you get their max health * 150 points.  Why the discrepancy?  Well, let’s talk about multipliers.

As you rack up hits and kills, you’re racking up multipliers; when your combo meter runs out, you get points * multiplier score.

Here’s the breakdown on multipliers:

  • Hit = 0.25x
  • Normal Kill = 2x
  • Messy Kill = 5x
  • Clean Kill = 5x

So, if we kill a bad guy with 40 HP, we get:

  • 40hp * 100 = 4000 from damage
  • 40hp * 150 = 6000 from death
  • 8 hits * 0.25x = 2x from hits
  • +2x from death = 4x multiplier
  • 10000 * 4x multiplier = 40000

But, kill the same guy with a mesy or clean kill, and we get:

  • 40hp * 100 = 4000 from damage
  • 40hp * 50 = 2000 from death
  • 8 hits * 0.25x = 2x from hits
  • +5x from death = 7x multiplier
  • 6000 * 7x multiplier = 42000

Of course, if you try to do all this math in your head while playing Dish Challenge, you’ll probably die.  Not in real life, I mean.

7 Responses to “Dish Challenge”

  1. prolifickstudios Says:

    heh lols ill beat that score don’t worry.

  2. tjames975 Says:

    Was it box wine??

  3. chase25 Says:

    lol @ the cat that 1.6 billion, that severely pissed me off when i saw that yesterday cuz i was gunning for that 700 million high score. That 1.6 billion don’t even sound like a real person did that -_-. Last time i checked i was 8 or 9 yesterday with my power level being over 290 MILLION!!!!!!.

  4. prolifickstudios Says:

    hahahaa thats alot

  5. themightyminime Says:

    awesome game dude

    btw i found your demo record and downloaded your 3 songs
    yuki’s death is the best

  6. rjtheshadow Says:

    James, for any reason you’d get nostalgic and want to remember your first Dishwasher attempt (3D), I found the link back at my photobucket account.
    If I can be botherred (aka, if someone should ask), I can use some software to rip that vid and make it a solid file, like I can with youtube vids.

    In any case, here’s the link:
    http://s16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/RJ-shadow/Video/games/?action=view&current=dish_movie.flv
    Do as you please.

  7. teirdome Says:

    Congrats on being #1 for the week of April 6th on Live Arcade! I really enjoyed The Dishwasher and found the “stuff with Yuki” (going for spoiler-free) to be more emotionally evocative than most big budget titles. If I wasn’t such a huge, buff, manly man, I might have been moved to tears… maybe.

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